Doing Garbage Duty on A Section of Training Road

I did `garbage duty’ on the Spars (MP 299 to MP 300) today.  The last time I did that section was about 6 weeks ago.

Two full Hefty bags of beer cans and bottles, wine/whiskey/vodka bottles, big gulp cups and lids, candy wrappers, dental floss items (?), 5 Hour Energy containers, Rx med bottles, wheel hubcaps. 

• To the guy who drinks dozens of cans of Keystone Light beer: THAT is a sissy beer.
• To the folks who slosh down dozens of `Big Gulp’ drinks: THIS is for you.
• To the guy who drinks Popov Blended Vodka: Careful with that stuff.  If you lose that last I.Q. digit you’ll have nothing left.  Which, in your case, may not be a fate worse than death.
• To the folks drinking whiskey and wine: my only solace is that you won’t be around to collect your Darwin award. 
• To the pyromaniac who left a 32 oz plastic bottle of Kingsford Charcoal Lighter Fluid on a guardrail post: WTF?!!
• To the person who stashed an empty prescription drug bottle for Oxycodone in the sleeve of a guardrail near a steep cliff drop-off: nobody will think to look for your there. 
• To the guy in the sports car who took one of the switchbacks too fast and lost his hubcap: I have it and I’ll make you a good deal to get it back.
• Dental floss?